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Enter the Dragon

Neowin Giveaway >> 31 Days of the Dragon If you haven’t heard about the HP 31 Days of the Dragon , hear about it. They’re giving away a kick-@55 computer every day for 31 days. Neowin wanted to get folks to participate so I generated an mp3 about what I’d do if I had a dragon. Which I don’t. The first thing I thought of was Puff the Magic Dragon. Most of the folks who were around for that whiny little gem now pretend that they never puffed, or if they did, they didn’t inhale. Trust me, guys, your mom and dad – or grandma and grandpa – burned enough rope to reach Colombia and back. They already [b]had[/b] their dragon and they traded it in for an Escalade. So then I thought of the Dragonriders of Pern. It had its moments, but all-in-all I want a dragon, not a horse with wings. If I wanted a horse with wings I’d get a Unicorn – or is that a Pegasus? Well, it would have to be the one that doesn’t need for me to be pure of...

East Coast Lawnmower

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East Coast Lawnmower Dark T-Shirt > East Coast Lawnmower | CafePress Wow, it’s the perfect t-shirt for Father’s Day. Don’t tell Mr. X I made him one for his birthday instead of buying him that riding mower he thinks he’s getting. I think I’m finally getting the hang of this Adobe Photoshop thing. I am tragically untalented.

Wireless Bidet

Why does a bidet need to be wireless? I think I’ll start a new category for things that don’t need to be wireless.

TFTD: Creativity, the "Río Abajo Río"

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I often sit out in my car at lunchtime and read. The book I’m reading here is (still) Clarissa Pinkola Estés “ Women Who Run With the Wolves .” Dr. Estés covers many psychological topics from the anthropological or mythological perspective. If she isn’t a Jungian, she’s missing a great opportunity. At home I’m reading “ Spritual Emergency ” edited by Stanislav Grof and Michael Pollan’s “ The Omnivore’s Dilemma .” I would rather be home, but not because the books are any better. I ran out of an asthma med because my GP got strange about refilling drugs from a Canadian pharmacy. I did so much albuterol last night that I am still shaking. I am so devoid of dopamine that my concern over my breathing is little more than an intellectual exercise. Y’all know the feeling? The quote is about creativity, spirit, the river beneath the river. Many topics in the book refer to cycles or to seasons. I wond...

Humor in the Holocaust

“…Look, without humor we would all have committed suicide. We made fun of everything. What I’m actually saying is that that helped us remain human, even under hard conditions.” — Holocaust survivor, quoted by Dr. Chaya Ostrower, PhD of Beit Berl College, Israel in Humor as a defense mechanism in the Holocaust I came across the above quote this morning while checking the Pendulum listing on dmoz.org. Holocaust humor? WHAT???? The article above is about the victims of the death camps using humor to stay sane in an inhuman, insane situation. Humor is a great coping mechanism. If it worked for people who lived in the shadow of a crematorium, it can certainly work for us. No, there was nothing funny about the Holocaust. There is nothing funny about genocide. There is nothing funny about a thing that goes beyond hate, that stigmatizes, dehumanizes, and then brings formerly rational human beings to methodically exterminate their next-door neighbors. “...

Sita Sings the Blues

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The Hindu Goddess Sita made her animated film debut in a wonderful movie called Sita Sings the Blues . Sita premiered at the Tribeca Film Festival a few days ago. “Pushpakha” by Nina Paley Sita Sings the Blues was created by animator Nina Paley, who you might remember from her animated IMAX feature, Pandorama . All I’ve seen of Sita is the preview on archive.org , embedded later in this post, and it really captured my imagination. Sita is great, like those wild Bollywood movies they show on Namaste America . Singing, dancing, love lost, singing and dancing, love regained, and more singing and dancing. It’s delightfully melodramatic. The Goddess’ story is interspersed with an autobiographical storyline from Ms. Paley’s own life. The movie is narrated by three sock puppet s. Errr, that should say shadow puppet s. The music in the preview sounds like a cross between Timothy Leary’s White Birds Sing ( Beyond Life ) and Led Zeppelin’...

How to Make a Cat Bed

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How to Make a Cat Bed from an Old Sweater – wikiHow I have streamlined the process in the above WikiHow article. It saves a half hour and $5 per cat bed, and the cat likes it just as much. Throw an old sweater on the floor.